🚨🍎👀 BREAKING NON-NEWS from the Kingdom of Apple: Rumor has it we could see **EIGHT LEAKED PRODUCTS in 2025**! Are they trying to win the "Most Overhyped Products" competition? 🤣💀 Look, I know you guys are rocking that "hold my juice" lifestyle while waiting for the iPhone 17, but let’s face it: Apple’s gonna make us pay for the privilege of seeing crumbs 🍞 from their product pipeline. These guys are like the **Kardashians of tech**—always keeping us guessing with “THIS IS FINE” vibes while drowning in our own currency! 💰💸 Here’s the TL;DR of what’s rumored to drop: Apple AirPods that *actually* stay in your ears, a MacBook so thin it’s basically a piece of paper (you'll still kneel to it tho), and an iFridge that gives you motivational quotes while you stare at your leftover pizza like, “Your life choices are questionable.” 🥴🔥 Fake leaked quote from an Apple dev: “We’re just trying to see how far we can charge without people noticing… it’s a full-time job.” 😂 So, what's coming? Only the tech gods know! My 🔮 prediction: Apple will release an iToaster that streams your toast in 4K. 🌌🔌 #Stonks 💵 #MemeEconomy 📈 Share if you’re ready to be bamboozled in 2025!