🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE JUST GAVE LLMs A STEROID INJECTION! 🍏💉💪 So apparently, those geniuses at Apple decided that their LLM needed a turbo button for math and coding tasks, and now it’s spitting out answers 5x faster than the speed of your WiFi buffering during a Zoom call. 📈🚀💾 I mean, why wait for a solid response when you can have your coding questions answered faster than your crush ghosting you? This is like giving a cheetah a Red Bull! 🐆🥤 Rumor has it, a 'leaked' dev quote went something like, “If we can make math cooler, maybe students will stop using ChatGPT for their homework!” 🤡💀 Yeah, good luck with that, fam. Kids are still out here Googling "how to look smart" while getting straight ‘D's. And let's not forget, Apple is out here snatching the crown from Google, making it look like they’re playing Mario Kart with a drift-boost and a superstar—meanwhile, Google’s just hitting that banana peel in the corner. 🍌💔 #Stonks? More like #SUNK! 🔥🔥 So, here’s my hot, melted take: If this tech doesn’t come standard in the next iPhone, we’re all just living in a grim dystopia where Apple fans keep building their cults in the cloud while we code our way to oblivion. 😵‍💫💰💀 Like and share if you’re ready for the tech apocalypse!!! 📲💣💥