🚨 BREAKING: Apple just dropped a new update that’s cooler than your ex’s “just friends” text 🤡💀. 🥁✨ LIVE TRANSLATION is BACK and it’s now swaggin’ 12 languages like a polyglot boss 🗣️💬. You thought your Duolingo lessons were flexin’? Nah, Apple’s giving you *real-time* translations straight to your ear holes with AirPods 🍏🎧. **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We figured if people can’t understand our pricing, they might as well not understand each other either. Translation? More like trans-‘cash’!” 😂💸 But wait, there’s more! More languages are coming. What's next? Klingon? 🤔👽 "Live Translation: For when you really wanna understand your nerd friends’ cosplay arguments!" In true Apple fashion, they promise a “unique audio experience.” Translation: *"We're taking your money and giving you slightly better sound quality!"* 📈🙃. This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️🔥 We're throwing stonks at this innovation, but peep this hot take — they’re definitely working on an AI that will call your parents to tell them you’re still single 😬💔. So buckle up, fam, because the translation game is about to go full galaxy brain! 🤯🌌. Get ready to be confused in 12 different languages! 🚀🤖 #AppleMeh #TranslationIsLit 🔥💰