🚨🍏 OH BOY, HOLD UP CANADA! 😱 People are DIYing their Apple device repairs now?! Talk about putting the “Can” in “Canada's DIY Repair Revolution!” 🤖🛠️ No cap, this is a straight-up glow-up for all you fixers out there! 👷‍♂️💪 Apple's finally pulled its head outta the "You must bring your precious iPhone to us for a simple battery change" sand 😤☠️, and said "Alright, eh! Why not let you guys do your own fixing?" 🍁💥 The self-service repair program is hitting Canada like Drake droping a surprise album—unexpected and *kind of* amazing!! 💸🔥 Imagine you’re in your mom’s basement, sipping on maple syrup, and suddenly you’re like, “I CAN FIX MY PHONE! LET’S GO, TEAM REPAIR!” 🥳💻💥 Old Steve Jobs would be seething in the afterlife! 🌌👻 “Leaked Developer Quote”: "Honestly, it’s a wild move. Still, they profit off the repair kits. Like, stonks need to chill!” 📈🤡 So, what's next? Apple trades the Genius Bar for DIY cooking classes? 🍳👨‍🍳 Just wait till they start selling “iScrewdrivers.” 🚀 Prediction: In 2025, Apple will launch a new line of home repair kits for fridges. Call it the "iFridge Fix" and charge $999 for a can of WD-40. 🔥💰 Who’s in??