🚨🍏💥 HOLD UP! APPLE JUST PULLED A “STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM” WITH THE IPHONE 17 PRO AND PRO MAX! 🍏🍏💥 CUPERTINO - The land of overpriced fruit tech has unleashed its latest wallet-obliterator, and guess what? They ACTUALLY said they “started from scratch”! 🤡💀 As if that wasn’t obvious with every new iPhone rehash. I honestly think Tim Cook was in the lab just screaming “WE’RE IN THE MATRIX NOW, FOLKS” while reskinning the same phone for the umpteenth time! 😤 These beauties are dropping at *only* $1,099 and $1,199! 💰 Who needs groceries, amirite? 🍏💸 Preorders? They start this Friday. So you better be ready to put your paycheck on Apple’s sacrificial altar before you can even hold it! 🤭 A leaked convo among Apple devs: Dev #1: “Bro, what if we made the camera a little better but charged $200 more?” Dev #2: “Based. Let’s also slap a new number on it. 👀” So, peep this: the average user might as well be saying *Drake's pointing meme* at these prices, like “Who’s paying THAT?” 🤷‍♂️ But no cap, expect people to camp outside for these like it’s Black Friday but with fewer survival skills! 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, Apple will literally just deliver a stuck-on sticker labeled "iPhone 18: Jokes on You!" 🤖🚀 Get ready for the meme world to explode!💣🌌