🚨💀 **BREAKING: Apple Throws Shade at Vision Pro Like It’s 2023:** Time to Get Your AI Glasses Gravy Train 🚀🤖💰 In a shocking twist that has us all saying “that’s a hard pass,” Apple’s decided to toss its Vision Pro into the dumpster fire 🔥and pivot to making hipster AI glasses that even your grandma wouldn’t buy. 😬💔 (Shoutout to Bloomberg and Mark Gurman for being the tea-spilling homies here). **🌟 Newsflash, Apple:** the only “how-to” guide we want is how to NOT fork over our rent for your fancy specs 👓💸. But no cap, they’re ditching the *lighter* Vision Pro to focus on something called the N50. Hmmm… is that a tech product or a car model? 🤔🚗 👀 Rumor has it the convo went something like this: *Apple Dev 1:* "What if we just make smart glasses?" *Apple Dev 2:* "Bro, you mean like sunglasses, but with AI?" *Apple Dev 1:* "No fr fr, like glasses that elevate your selfie game!" *Apple Dev 2:* “Oh bet, let’s sell them for an extra kidney!” 💀 So here’s the tea: Apple’s AI glasses are gonna drop prices like stonks 🚀🔄, while Meta’s like “this is fine” 🌈🦙. **🔥Hot take:** The only thing that’ll be smart about these glasses is how to avoid the inevitable “who asked for these?” comment from your squad when you roll up wearing them. 🤡 #VisionProGoneAwry #AppleSucksButWeStillLoveThem