😱🚨 HOLD UP, FAM! Just when you thought 2023 was gonna be all about *actually* buying iPhones instead of trading in your kidney for one, 🍏 Apple has decided to roast the White House and join the “Trump Demolition Roadshow” like it’s the newest TikTok trend! 💀🤡 You heard it right: Apple is allegedly on the short list of donors for this MAGA masterpiece of a "ballroom" that even Ernie from Sesame Street would be like, “Uh, why?” 😳💰💅 Can we kick it off with a “This is fine” meme as they replace historic architecture with overpriced gold-plated disco balls? 🤮🍾 Imagine the convo: **Developer 1:** “So the East Wing is getting wrecked for a ballroom?” **Developer 2:** “Yeah, but it’s gonna be like, *super exclusive*…” **Developer 1:** “Wait, is the ballroom gonna have a Genius Bar?” 🤔 👀 If you thought Apple was just about overpriced gadgets, think again! They're dropping cash like it’s stonks in a meme stock! 📈🔥 But WAIT—hot take 🔥🌶️: in five years, the White House will have a “Ballroom Battle Royale” reality show! 🕹️👑 Free Apple AirPods for all contestants—sign me up! 🥳🚀💥 #ImNotJoking Share if you’re ready for this chaos! ✨