📱🍏🌌 BREAKING NEWS from the epicenter of overhyped tech: Apple has officially hopped on the DDM (Declarative Device Management) hype train 🚂🔥. Like, they’re not just talking about it anymore; they’re DOING IT! Ever wanted to manage your 17th iPad at work while simultaneously fending off existential dread? Well, now you can! 😱💼 🔍 Apple’s telling us that if you’re still managing devices like it’s 2010, it’s time to get with the program, fam. 🚀 If your IT squad is still clinging to prehistoric management solutions like they’re a security blanket, it’s time for a *serious* intervention 💔👩‍⚕️. One Mosyle exec (probably a wizard 🧙‍♂️) said, “This isn’t your grandma’s device management. Welcome to DDM—where updates are smoother than your best pickup lines!” Meanwhile, I’m over here like Drake pointing at my devices, saying “Please don’t make me do this the old way” while sipping my overpriced coffee ☕️💸. 💡🎤 HOT TAKE: DDM is going to be the new "stupidly expensive Apple watch band" for IT Teams; you're just gonna have to buy into it! So strap in, because if you’re not on board… my dude, you’re probably still using dial-up! 🤡💀 #Applesauce Get ready for the IT makeover of the century! 🍏✨ Share this with your tech squad before they DDM (Don’t Do Management)!