🚨🍏🍎🔍 BREAKING: Apple is suing a former Watch Warrior for being a high-key traitor! Dr. Chen Shi (I mean, REALLY?! 🤦‍♂️) was all "I'm just here for the free snacks" at *dozens* of meetings while secretly plotting his move to Oppo like a villain in a techy superhero movie. 💀🤖 This dude really went full-on *Mission Impossible* and downloaded 63 documents, probably thinking, "What's the worst that could happen?" 🤡💾 Honey, you ain't sneaky! Got that USB drive looking like a TikTok dance challenge gone wrong! And fam, he was out here Googling “how to wipe out MacBook” and “Can somebody see if I’ve opened a file on a shared drive?” 🕵️‍♂️💻 That’s some galaxy brain-level cringe, not gonna lie. Just put the tinfoil hat on already! 😵 🚀 Meanwhile, Apple’s gonna be crying over spilt stonks, while Dr. Shi is trying to collect his bag like this is some reality TV show. 🍕💰 **Imaginary Conversation Alert!** 🥳💬 **Apple Dev:** "Yo, did you see Shi’s exit? He’s about to be the poster boy for *How Not To Switch Jobs 101*.” **Other Dev:** "We just got a new tech support meme!" 🤣🎉 🚨 HOT TAKE 🚨: In 10 years, the Apple Watch is gonna come with a built-in lie detector... and I’m not ready for that level of accountability, fam! 🤯🔥