🚨💀 BREAKING: Apple Wants the EU to Hit Ctrl+Z on the Digital Markets Act 💀🚨 Yo fam, Apple is out here like Drake pointing 🔥👀, trying to convince the EU to yeet the Digital Markets Act into the digital abyss! This ain't the move, Apple! You can't just throw a tantrum every time someone tries to keep your monopoly in check! 🤡💰 Imagine Tim Cook and the EU, staring each other down like two cats in a TikTok 😼👀. “Please, can we get rid of those pesky rules?” - Tim 🤖💬. “Nah fam, you need to learn how to share!” - EU, dropping the mic 🎤💥. The DMA is basically the EU’s way of saying “Hey, Apple, your power trip is giving us major cringe vibes.” 😬 It’s like you’re at a party, and Apple’s hogging the snacks while everyone else is left with crumbs. STONKS? More like... 🥴💔 But, brace yourselves, because rumor has it that if Apple doesn’t get its way, they might just release a new iPhone with a “Censorship Mode.” 📱👻 🔥 My hot take? In the spirit of the next Apple event, you’ll see Tim unveil the “Tim Cook Player 4” – literally just a playground for billionaires to share their toys (aka digital market). Seethe on that, EU! 😂🚀