📱💔🔒 BREAKING: Apple just dropped a *privacy bomb* and told AI to kick rocks! 🚀💀 If you’re tired of your data being more available than your ex’s emotional baggage, you’re in for a treat! 🍏✨ In a galaxy far far away (aka Cupertino), Apple decided to flex their muscles by slapping a giant "NO AI ALLOWED" sign on the iOS App Store. 😤🛑 “You have to say where all that juicy data is going,” they told developers like they just walked in on them with their hands in the cookie jar. 🍪🥴 Apparently, all apps now need a love letter from YOU (that’s ‘explicit permission’ for all the boomers out there) before they can sell your secrets to the highest bidder. 💰💌 One dev was overheard saying, "I can't even remember if my app asks for permission to use your grandma's cat photos, but now I have to worry about AI! This is fine. 🐱💔" So, let’s toast to the new era where our data is as safe as a politician's promises! 🥂😏 But hold up! If you think this is gonna stop the big tech creep, you might need a galaxy brain meme to cope. 🤯💭 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Apple will soon start charging us $99.99 for each 'explicit permission' granted. Stonks? More like “stonk no more.” 💀📈 Share this chaos ASAP or you’ll be trapped in a cringe loop forever! 🤡💩