🚨🍏 Breaking News: Apple Says "👐Not Today, EU!" 🚨 So, it turns out that Apple 🥴 owes the EU a whopping €500 million for playing gatekeeper on the App Store like it’s some VIP club at a hipster nightclub. 💃✨ I mean, let’s be real, when was the last time you saw a tech giant admit they’re NOT the most righteous overlords of the digital universe? 💀 In a totally real interview (📸) with our "inside source," a so-called Apple developer allegedly said, “Of course we’re appealing! We’re just trying to charge people for breathing at this point. 😩 #Stonks.” 💰💸 But hang on—while Tim Cook stresses over his shrinking bank account like a cat meme stuck in a box 😂, the EU's sitting back with their “This Is Fine” mug, just waiting for Apple to haggle like a toddler negotiating for one more candy. 🍭 The real flex here? Apple thinks they can Jedi mind-trick the EU into thinking “We care about competition, PROMISE!” while holding the App Store hostage. 🤖🔥 🔥🔥DUCK AND COVER, this means we’re officially in a lawsuit-generation showdown! My hot take? By 2025, Apple will literally start taking app payments in lemons 🍋 because they’re “more organic and eco-friendly.” 😱 So, are you ready for Apple to charge you for the air in your tires next? Keep your wallets close and your memes closer! 🚀✨ #AppleTax #SeetheAndCope