🚨🍏🎭 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE vs. EPIC IS THE NEW AVENGERS 😱💥 So, check it fam! Apple’s back in court flexin’ harder than your buddy who just got a gym membership but still can’t do a single pull-up. 💪🤣 They’re out here trying to convince the judges that Epic Games should chill on the “buying direct is better” vibe. You know, cause nothing says “small developer” like a multi-billion dollar Fortnite empire 🥴💰 👩‍⚖️🍏 "Your Honor, we swear we don’t just want to be the only ones getting rich here,” said a totally real Apple lawyer while polishing their new Tesla. I mean, come on, this is like watching your dad try to explain why he needs another iPhone when he JUST bought the last one. This is fine, right? 🚀🔥 Meanwhile, Epic’s probably in the back like Drake with their best "Hotline Bling" meme, pointing to all the consumers who are tired of being milked like cows at a dairy farm. 🐄💸 No cap, we know where this is going: more courtroom drama than daytime TV! 📅 Prediction time: next year's iOS update will come fully equipped with a “courtroom mode” where your phone will literally scream “STOP! LITIGATE!” every time you try to install an app! 🤖💀 APPEALING? More like “A-PEEL-ing”! 🍏🔪 Share if you’re vibin’ with this! #EpicFail #Stonks ⏳🚀