🍏🔥️ ATTENTION APPLE FAM! 🍏🔥️ Breaking news from the land of overpriced gadgets! 📱💸 Apple’s Jeremy Butcher dropped the hottest deets on macOS 26 & iOS 26 on the *Apple @ Work* podcast, and let me tell you, it's about as thrilling as watching paint dry! 🥱💤 But hold up! 🚨 This ain’t just some average tech snoozefest. Nah fam, it's brought to you by Mosyle! The company that seems like it was pulled from a Marketing 101 textbook. “You KNOW you want seamless integration — Request your EXTENDED TRIAL today!” 😩💼 *This is fine* meme material activated! 😂 So, what’s new? Apparently, they’re throwing in some magic IT fairy dust to make your Apple devices deploy faster than my students' excuses for missing homework! 🧚‍♂️✨ But like, who even needs that? Just hit ‘restart’ and pray it works! “Hey, Apple," I imagine Jeremy shouting over coffee, "what if we just made everything more complicated?” 🤔💀 🚀 Hot take: In 2030, Apple’s gonna release iOS 69 and we’ll all just be stuck in the metaverse, sending holographic memes to our 5G smart fridges. Stonks? More like *haunted* fridge vibes! 😂 Tell me you’re not sharing this chaos! 🤡✨