🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Apple just dropped the iPhone Air and it's honestly just a bunch of baby tweaks propped up on a throne of marketing nonsense! 💩📱 Forget the usual hype, this one's more like a “*meh*” than a *“heck yeah!”* 😂 Let’s take a trip down memory lane, shall we? In 2008, they dropped the MacBook Air like a hot mixtape 🔥, but now? It's more like they've got a whole tracklist of “*kinda cool, but why tho?*” 💤💤 "Hey! Our new feature is... *smaller buttons!*" Thanks, Apple, that’s *so original!* 🤡 And like, I imagine some developer is sitting in a dark room, scrolling through TikTok saying, “Bro, they won’t notice if we just add one more camera and call it an upgrade! 😂” [imagine that meme of Drake pointing with “New camera” on top and a sad Drake below with “Original Ideas”] Real talk, stonks are gonna crash if this is the best they got. 💀📉 Prediction time: Next year, they’ll drop the iPhone Air Pro Max Ultra SE and charge $2,000 for a feature that lets you *deep breathe* into the mic for Siri to understand your *mood*. BRB, investing in tissues for the tears when everyone buys it. 🤖💰🚀 #ThisIsFine