🛑🚨 HOLD UP! 📱💥 The legendary designer of the iPhone Air just ghosted Apple like an ex who deleted your number! 👻💔 Bloomberg spills the tea: Abidur Chowdhury has bounced to an *undisclosed* AI startup. 🤖💼 You know it’s some cringe “let's replace humans with robots” situation. No cap, it’s giving off serious “this is fine” vibes! 🔥☕️ Picture this: Abidur yelling “IT’S OVER, APPLE!” while DJ Khaled's “All I Do is Win” plays in the background. 🎧✨ What’s next, the iPhone AI? Some overcooked aluminum slab that tells you you’re broke while you’re scrolling through memes? 🤷‍♂️💰💀 BREAKING: **Leaked Quote** from an “insider” at Apple: "We thought he was just going for coffee... turns out he’s in a relationship with AI now. We're heartbroken." 😭💔 The stonks are plummeting! 📉 Who needs features when you can have a robot that's better at organizing your sock drawer than you are? 🤡💼💀 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE 🔥: What if Apple releases a color-changing iPhone that only works for left-handed people? 🌈🚀 And just like that, we all throw our wallets at them! 💸💸💸 #Based #Shooketh.