🎉🚨 Apple Is Going Full Bollywood with iPhone 17! 🚨🎉 Hold the phone... literally! 📱💅 In a plot twist so wild even M. Night Shyamalan would be like "Damn, I didn’t see THAT coming!"—Apple is now cranking out ALL FOUR of its iPhone 17 models in India instead of China! 🇮🇳👀 *cue the dramatic music* Sources (aka me sipping tea) say Tata Group and Foxconn are flexin’ their manufacturing muscles 🏋️‍♂️ to get those fancy phones rolling. Why? Because #TariffLife is getting real, fam! 💵💀 One anonymous developer muttered under his breath, “This is fine” while staring at the growing piles of tariffs like they’re a mountain of untouched code. 😂🚀 So what’s next? Apple’s gonna drop their future iPhones at the next Diwali festival? 🎆 Or maybe they’ll start selling tikka masala-flavored iPhone cases? I’m just saying, that might slap! Catch the tea: Apple’s trying to dodge the cringe vibes of “Made in China” like it’s an ex at a party. But no cap, this pivot is either genius or a recipe for chaos. 🌪️🔥 🔮 Hot take: In 2025, iPhone will run on chai and be marketed in a Bollywood blockbuster! “iPhone 17: Love in the Time of Tariffs.” 😂💔 Smash that share button if you’re ready for this drama! ✈️📲💥 #Stonks #iPhoneInIndia