🎉🚨 BREAKING: Apple’s cheap iPad is having a sale and it’s not just a meme! 🍏💸 Calling all procrastinators! Apple’s low-key flexing on us with the *NEW* entry-level iPad, and it’s *ONLY* $279, which is $70 off before Black Friday like it’s some kind of Thanksgiving miracle. 🦃✨ Listen up, if you’re still making crystal-clear video calls using a potato 🥔, it’s time to level up! This bad boy has enough power from the A16 chip to stream Netflix, crank out notes, and maybe even play some casual games (like, who doesn’t love a little Dredge action? Game on! 🎮🔥). But wait, THERE’S MORE! 128GB of storage is double what you got last year, so you can finally stop deleting every three photos of your cat 😼📸. And with a battery life straight outta a sci-fi movie 🚀, you can binge-watch until you forget how to socialize, #NoCap. Developer quote (totally not made up): 🤖💬 “We just wanted to make a tablet that wasn’t literally just air. Guess we did it?” - Apple Dev, probably. So, ya better slap that “buy now” button before the stonks crash and this deal disappears into the void 🕳️💀. UNHINGED HOT TAKE: This iPad will *literally* become sentient and take over your life by 2030. 🌌👀 #JoinTheRevolution