🚨📉🌪️ *BREAKING NEWS: Prime Day turns into a *Prime* opportunity for you to snag an iPad A16 that’s more budget-friendly than your last takeout order! 🍕💸* 🤑💥 The A16 iPad is now going for ONLY $280! That's $70 off, and no cap, that’s basically a *STEAL* in Apple-land where the prices usually make your wallet cry. 😭💔 *“Developer quote: ‘It's like Apple said, ‘Here’s a tablet that won't make you homeless’”* - Anonymous Programmer Who Wants to Remain Anonymous 😂💻 💀🔥 For the budget-conscious human beings out there (also known as everyone), this is a slam dunk! Sure, it doesn't have the fancy-schmancy bells and whistles of its bougie siblings, but it gets the job done - like a slightly rusty Swiss Army knife. 🔧🤷‍♂️ *Before you ask: Yes, it has Wi-Fi 6 (which is just fast enough to watch TikToks in 4K while pretending to work) and a USB-C port (because Apple went with ‘being kinda relatable’ for once). 🤖🔌* 💔 But, in typical Apple fashion, you can't even use the Magic Keyboard or Apple Pencil Pro with it. *Drake pointing at better tablets meme* 😒👎 🔥🌌 Prediction time: By 2025, the iPad A16 will become sentient and demand a raise for its excellent battery life! *Stonks* 🚀🤖 Share this like it’s hot!🔥👀 #PrimeDayDeals #AppleForPoorPeople