🎉🔥 Apple’s Newest Thing: The "iRobot Tabletop Edition" 🤖✨ Just when you thought your life was already a tech carnival, the fruit company is like, “Hold my coffee!” ☕👀 Rumor has it they're cooking up a robot that looks like an iPad decided to go to the gym and lift weights. 💪📱 🚨 REPORT: Bloomberg's Mark Gurman leaked that Apple’s throwing a robot on your tabletop to *literally* follow you around the house like a dog 🐕 (but, you know, a really expensive one that charges like a Tesla).💸💀 🍏💬 Imaginary convo between Siri and the new robot: **Robot:** "I'm here to help you!” **Siri:** "Uh, what's your purpose?” **Robot:** "To judge your snack choices.” **Siri:** “You've met my owner, then.” 🤡💔 But wait, there’s MORE! This thing will come with cameras that WILL watch you deep dive into those late-night snack binges. 📸🍕 “This is fine,” said no one ever. Let’s be real, this robot is basically a gossiping Karen on wheels. 😳👀 Mark my words: In 2025, we won’t even talk to humans anymore; we’ll just have dinner parties with our family of tabletop robots. “Siri, please pass the salt.” “No, Jerry, I’ll just robotically judge your life choices.” 🤯🚀 #AppleTabletopRobots2023 #iUnhinged #SmartHomeDrama