📢🚨 BREAKING: Apple is about to drop a HOME POD with a TOUCHSCREEN?! 💥🤯 Cue the meme army! 🚀 Imagine this: you’re vibing in your living room, and this glorified Bluetooth speaker suddenly wants to be a tablet too 😳📱. What’s next, a HomePod with a built-in coffee maker? 🤡☕️ Rumor has it, they might call it the HomePod Touch… or the HomePad 💀. I mean, come on, who’s in charge of naming these things? Literally smoking that Stonks weed over there! 🤑💨 I can already hear the leaked developer quote: “Fr fr, we’re just hoping people will forget how overpriced the last one was. Like, 350 bucks for Siri to call you ‘not available’ all day? 🤨” This is fine. 🔥💔 And do we really want a touchscreen that’s basically a fancy mirror reflecting our regrets while we tell it to play ‘Despacito’ on loop? Drake pointing to that solution: NOPE! 🚫😂 Calling it now: the HomePod Touch will flop harder than my last Tinder date 💔; they’ll switch it up to “HomePod Handheld”! 💥 Hot take: I predict the HomePod Touch will sell out... only to be used as overpriced desk decor! 🤷‍♂️ #MarketingGenius 🤖💰 Share the chaos, folks!