🚨🐍💰 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE'S GONNA SPIN THE HOMEKIT INTO OBLIVION! 💥💥 So, it looks like your precious *HomeKit* is getting the ol' heave-ho 👋, and it’s about to become a relic of the past, like that iPad you bought in 2012. 🍏🔙 In a shocking turn of events that no one asked for, Apple might be ditching its *HomeKit* brand for something fresher than your grandma’s jello salad at a family reunion. 🍧🤢 Word on the street is that the big boys at Apple 🍏👔 are brewing up a “unified” name for their smart home initiative in the upcoming tvOS 26 beta. I can already hear the developers squealing like they're fighting over the last slice of pizza! 🍕💻👀 "💬 Bro, have you seen the new name ideas? I think 'iHome 2049' is lit! 🤖💯" - *totally-real-leaked-conversation* Meanwhile, Google’s over there like: “This is fine” 🔥🐶 as they continue to push their own cringe smart home branding while we all just patiently wait for tech to finally make us breakfast or something. 🙄🥚🍳 🔥 HOT TAKE: If Apple goes through with this rebranding, the new name better be *iHome*, or I’m declaring a personal war against all smart toasters! 🚀💣 Stonks are about to go *WHOOSH!* or we are all going back to dumb homes. 🌌💀 Are you ready for the chaos? Let's get it trending!! 🙌✨