🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple’s iPhone 17 Event is around the corner, and with it, the Apocalypse of Tech! Ready your memes, folks! 💀🔥 👀 Rumor has it that Apple’s about to do some major housecleaning, and seven beloved products will be tossed into the void 🤯. You thought your ex ghosted you? Wait until you see these Apple relics getting evicted! 🏚️👻 💬 “Honestly, we just needed space for more overpriced chargers and AirPods for dogs,” says a *completely real* Apple developer who definitely didn’t cry about it. 😭💸 Here’s the lineup of soon-to-be-extinct products that’ll make you say “This is fine” while sipping your overpriced pumpkin spice latte ☕️: 1. iPod Touch: Old, crusty, and left in the dust like your high school crush. 🥲 2. HomePod: The sound really goes *poof* when the WiFi drops. 🤡 3. Apple Watch Series 3: Still trying to call for help? Better luck with the flip phone, fam. 📞 4. MacBook Air (the ones that can’t fly): Might as well be a paperweight. 💻✈️ 5. iMac (the ketchup bottle): Also known as “that thing you pretend to use for Zoom calls.” 🤖 6. Apple TV (still stunted by cable): It's like a Netflix subscription with a side of regret. 📺😅 7. The AirPower Mat: LMAO, remember when this was supposed to be a thing? Good times. 🤦‍♂️ So, what’s the hot take? 🚀 BYE BYE, mediocre products! The iPhone 17 is about to cause some MASSIVE tech universe rebooting. 🌌 Who knows, maybe we’ll finally get a