🚨 Hold onto your overpriced AirPods, fam! 🌪️ Apple just dropped the bomb that they have TEN MORE product launches queued up like they're assembling the Avengers of technology! 🦸‍♂️💥 That's right, iPhone 17 was just the appetizer. Get ready to feast on the whole buffet of overpriced goodness! 🍽️💸 👀 Rumor has it, the next three products include: 1. iMeme 3000 – It scrolls TikTok for you while you sleep. Your social life? DEAD. 😂💀 2. MacBook Air (but for real this time) – Now with 3% more battery life and 20% less sanity! 😵🚀 3. AirTags for your AirTags – So you never misplace the things you already misplaced. 🤡📍 An anonymous Apple dev was overheard saying, “Honestly, we could just slap an ‘i’ in front of a toaster and people would hype it. #stonks” 📈 As we move closer to the launch date, remember: if it’s not an accessory for something you already have, are you even living? 😂🔥 But here’s the hot take—**in 2024, Apple will launch an iToaster that plays calming nature sounds while burning your toast to a crisp.** This is fine. 💁‍♂️🧠🚀 Share this chaotic rollercoaster of future tech, or you’re just a hater! 🔥💰