🚨📻 BREAKING: 🍏 Apple just threw a "new" radio party with TuneIn, and let me tell you, it’s like inviting a bunch of kids to a birthday party but only serving lukewarm broccoli 😱🥦! YUP, that's right fam—Apple’s making their six radio stations available outside of the Apple Music app for the FIRST TIME! 🤯 Can you say “desperate times”? So what's the tea? 🍵 Apple’s out here trying to throw hands with 🍓 Spotify, who they know has the streaming game on lockdown with their 75M+ users. I mean, Apple’s just out here flexing their meager six stations like they’re the hot new mixtape 💅🔥! “Apple Music: six whole channels to satisfy the whole planet!” They’re treating it like it’s some life-changing experience—bless their hearts. Imagine the developer meeting: "Should we compete with Spotify’s endless playlists? Nah, let’s just release our content to *anybody* willing to listen." 🤡💀 One dev probably just whispered, “Stonks?” before dropping out of the Zoom call. Prediction time: By 2025, ANYONE who even SAYS the word "radio" will be BOOTED from the chat 🔒, and Apple will be live-streaming *paperclips* instead. Stay tuned for that chaos! 🚀💰 #ThisIsFine