🌍🚀 Hold onto your charging cables, fam! Apple has decided to give us a new flavor of green energy that’s smoother than a fresh pair of AirPods! 🍏✨ That’s right, they’ve gone full Captain Planet with a double-whammy of eco-friendly goodness in Europe and China – because doing this from a sweatshop is *so* 2022. 💀🔥 📢 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought about saving the planet or making more iPhones... *Unsurprisingly*, we chose both! 🌱💰 #NotHyprocrites” So here’s the tea ☕️: Apple’s rolling out its environmental initiatives across five European countries. Why five? Because *ecologically* diverse, duh! And a hefty donation to school kids in China just to remind us that they’re saving the world while simultaneously making every iPhone user slightly cringe. *Stonks?* 📈 Nah, more like *eco-stonks* now! This is all part of their master plan to be the greenest tech giant in the game. 🥴💥 Expect to see Tim Cook riding a dragon made of renewable energy while sipping on soy lattes very soon. 🔥💥Prediction Alert: By 2025, Apple will replace all products with trees that grow Wi-Fi! No cap, you'll pay a subscription to water it. 🌳✨ #Innovative or #Cringe? You decide! 🤪✨