🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: APPLE’S ABOUT TO RAIN ON OUR MACBOOK PARADE WITH iPad VIBES! 💻✨ So, rumor has it that the “new MacBook” dropping in 2023 or 2026 (🤷‍♂️ timeline? Nah, who needs that?) is doing the ultimate trend-chasing move and swiping iPad features. Like, “Hey big brother, let me borrow your style!” 🎨 And you know what that means? 🤡✨ We’re about to see a laptop that’s just as confused as your mom at Thanksgiving dinner – “Is it a laptop or is it a glorified tablet??” 🤔😩 Imagine those sappy “It just works” ads cranking out, while we all scream “NO CAP, just give us the ports back!” 🔌💔 But let’s be real, Apple folks are out here thinking, “If we put a keyboard on it, it’s a MacBook now, right?” 🤔💸 Developer in a secret chat room: “Honestly, we’re just trying to get the iPad Pro users to cope with their post-purchase regret.” 😂🔥 Drake’s pointing meme while being like “When your device cost you an arm and a leg, but it can’t even run Zoom without lagging.” 💀 Seethe. HOT TAKE: The next MacBook will come in a NEW color – “Glimmering Regret” – because nothing says “I overspent” like a shiny new device that’s basically a tablet in disguise! 🚀🤑💥