📣🔥 Y'all, hold onto your wallets ’cause Apple just dropped a price bomb that would make even their *financial analysts* weep! 💸💻 Forget everything you thought you knew about budget laptops—it's time for the most unhinged retail therapy imaginable! 🍏💥 So, we got this KICK-ASS 🍎 MacBook Pro being sold at a price that’s CHEAPER than most Chromebooks?! What in the “I’m living in a simulation” is going on here? 😱💀 Like, no cap, did Tim Cook accidentally spill some discount juice on the listing or something? 😂 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “I thought they were joking until I saw it... 😬” Imagine your laptop running like it just ran a marathon 🏃‍♂️💨, sounding like a jet engine’s about to take off every time you open Chrome (please don’t use Edge 😂). This 13-inch beauty is now $324.97, down from the original $1,499—like the stonks meme but for laptops! 📉📈 So, what’s the move? Upgrade that ancient brick of a laptop before it becomes a relic in a tech museum! 🏛️💾 But hurry, it’s only available until July 15! ⏰ 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’ll see Apple release a “budget” laptop with a price tag of $999 and the specs of a potato... and we’ll all buy it. This is fine. 🚀🤖💀