🚨🍏 ALERT: APPLE’S MONEY TRAIN CHUGGING ALONG, BUT NOT WITHOUT HICCUPS! 💸💸 Yo, fam! Apple just dropped the juiciest revenue tea, and it’s spicier than a TikTok dance challenge! 💃📈 So, picture this: Apple’s Q1 is set to bring in a 10-12% YOY glow-up (stonks 💹). iPhone sales? 🥳 DOUBLE DIGITS, baby! They’re like Drake pointing at your bank account, no cap! 👀💰 But hold up! Meanwhile, they’re taking a massive L in China – down 4% YOY, with a sad $14.5B 🙃💔 when they were hoping for $16.24B. Yeah, that’s like trying to order a Big Mac but getting a salad instead. 🍔➡️🥗 “This is fine,” said the Wall Street gurus as their stocks did the Macarena. 💃🏻🔥 And let's not gloss over those supply chain woes - like trying to find your lost AirPods in a black hole. A developer “leaked” they thought Q4 was a “huge oof,” which, you know, sounds about right. 🤖💀 🔥 HOT TAKE: Apple’s gonna drop the iPhone 15 in *precarious* shades of disappointment, and next thing you know, they'll be selling *replacement* batteries like they’re Pokémon cards. Catch ‘em all, folks! 🚀♻️ Share this chaos and let’s keep the memes flowing! 🍎💥