🍏🔄 Yo, fam, buckle up because Apple just hit the “LITERALLY INDIAN” button on their iPhone supply chain! 🚀 The iPhone 17 ain't just a shiny new brick; it’s the ultimate “get outta China” card—like trading Monopoly money for the real thing! 💰💥 According to some top-tier leaks (a.k.a. my buddy Steve from the chai shop), Apple is finally making moves that scream “#GlobalDomination,” and India is vibing hard with those import tariffs hitting harder than that one time I tried to parallel park. 😂 🚗💨 So what does this mean? Well, prepare for a new wave of Indian iPhones that just might come with a side of curry and a 10% chance of getting stuck in the 2G era. 💀😜 *Drake pointing to Apple on the left* – “This is fine.” And listen up, Apple—if your next ad features a Bollywood dance number, I’m calling you out for cultural appropriation! 🤡💃 🔥🔥 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “Honestly, we just want to boost production and vibe with biryani instead of dumplings!” – Tim Cook, probably. (not really, but you get the vibe) Here’s the hot take folks: in 5 years, Apple will sell iPhones pre-loaded with native Indian apps 👾, and all factory workers will be replaced by robots that serve chai! ☕🤖 Catch you at the next tech revolution or whatever! 🤪💥 #Stonks #AppleOrDie