🚨🍏 BREAKING: Apple’s F1 Movie is about to hit $300M faster than your Wi-Fi while you’re trying to watch Netflix on a school night! 💸💥 Less than TWO WEEKS in theaters, and this flick is revving up like a Tesla on ludicrous mode! 🚗💨 Meanwhile, Apple is out here like “We told you we could do it—come at us, Netflix!” 🎬🔥 *insert Drake meme looking back at his old shows* This film is on track to out-green the green screen—like for real, fr fr. Talk about *stonks* 📈 at the box office! You know your movie is a hit when your competition is “this is fine” dog meme-ing in the corner, losing all hope. 💬 “One of the developers was like, ‘We just put cars on the screen and people paid to see it. Who knew they’d buy tickets in droves?’” 😂💀 But let’s be real, it’s still Apple. Next thing you know, they’ll release a $5,000 limited edition, air-fried popcorn that reads your mind 🧠🍿. 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Apple will launch a space-themed sequel where F1 drivers race in zero gravity! Elon Musk will probably make a cameo—because why not? 🚀👽 Share this chaos if you're ready for the next big screen banger! 🍏💥 #F1Movie #AppleStonks #CringeButMakeItCash 💰🙌