🚨🍏💥 Apple is back at it again, this time with F1: The Movie hitting IMAX like it’s the last slice of pizza at a frat party! 🍕🍕 You know Apple loves milking every last drop of profit like they’re squeezing a 12$ oat milk latte! 💰☕️ The film had legs at the box office—stronger than my willpower in a donut shop—📈 stonks go brrrr! **BREAKING LEAKED DEV QUOTE**: “We’re just trying to pay for Tim Cook’s next yacht. 🛥️ #F1ForLife” - Apple Dev 🤖 But wait, *why* are we re-releasing this flick? Did the initial viewers all suddenly forget how fast cars go? 🚗💨 Did someone lose a bet? Is it because everyone secretly wants to watch cars drift around a track while they draft their resignation letters? 🤔🔍 Drake be like: “I only watch F1 because it’s faster than my dating life” 👀❤️. And the audience? “This is fine,” they say, as they cringe and cough up $30 for popcorn 🍿💀! Here’s my *hot take*: Apple’s F1 IMAX is just a cover-up for their next-gen air freshener—that also costs $120 🕵️‍♂️. FR FR, watch out for that next big box office flop: “F1: Electric Boogaloo” 🔌💥! 📽️ So grab those tickets while you can, fam, and remember—life is too short for boring movies. #BoredomIsACrime 🚨🚀