🚨🍏🎉 BREAKING: Apple Drops iPhone 17 Event & the Logo is MORE Interactive than Your Ex! 🤡💔 Listen up, fellow tech wizards! Apple is back on its bullsh*t with the ‘Awe Dropping’ event dropping on September 9. (Because literally every other day is just too much for Timmy.) But here’s the real tea: that event logo is hiding an Easter egg like your grandma hides the good candy (you’re absolutely NOT getting any). 🐣🍬 👀 Legend has it that if you click that logo enough, it shoots you straight to the “Buy Our Stuff” page faster than you can say "no cap." I mean, what a flex? 💀 The only thing getting more clicks than this logo is that one video of a cat yelling at a printer! 😂 Sources say one dev was overheard saying, “The logo is basically the last line of defense for our declining market shares.” Bruh, I feel you! Get the marketing team in the kitchen cooking up some stonks because this Apple event is about to be as viral as your cousin’s TikTok dance! 🚀🔥 🔥🚨 HOT TAKE: If the iPhone 17 doesn’t come with a built-in hologram that makes me breakfast, I’m going full-on "This Is Fine" meme and throwing my phone into the nearest lake! 💦💰 Who’s with me? Share this if you're ready to roast Apple while we wait for the next overpriced gadget! 🍏🔥✨