🔔 STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING! 🛑 Apple just dropped an *EMOJI PUZZLE GAME* for Apple News Plus subscribers because, I guess, reading news is too hard? 😵‍💫 #Emojigation 🤡💀 🎉 Just in time for World Emoji Day (yes that’s a thing, and yes, my calendar is full of cringe 🙄), you can now flex those emoji-solving skills instead of, you know, reading an actual article. 📖🚫 Why read when you can! 💅💅 *play a game that makes you feel like a genius for associating a banana with a monkey*? Classic stonks move, Apple! 📈💰 🚀 Leaked Developer Conversation™: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “How do we get the boomers engaged?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Emoji puzzles, duh. Everyone loves making these little pictures mean something!” 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Based. Now let’s just sit back and count our money…” 💵💵 Meanwhile, the rest of us are here wondering if Apple is taking us to the next galaxy or just making us watch the world burn with their cringey updates. This is fine. 🔥 🔮 HOT TAKE: By 2025, they'll launch an *NFT Emoji Collection* where you have to buy an actual banana just to unlock the monkey. Copium for Apple stans, fr fr! 🥴👀 Share this chaos!