🍏💥 BREAKING: Apple Just Announced Their 2027 Vision Air Glasses That’ll Probably Cost As Much As My Student Loans 💸💀 Hold onto your wallets, fam! A “renowned” analyst (let’s just assume he’s a wizard now 🧙‍♂️) named Ming-Chi Kuo is thrusting us into the future 🛸, claiming Apple is gearing up for a new wave of mixed reality glasses!!! 👓✨ But let’s be real, the Vision Pro is so overpriced that even the stonks are like 🥴💀. This is the equivalent of buying a Tesla to drive to the grocery store. *Facepalm* 🤦‍♂️ Kuo says Apple thinks head-mounted devices are the “next major trend,” which is just code for they’re seeing dollar signs 🌈🤑. But let’s not kid ourselves: these glasses are going to be the tech version of *THIS IS FINE* 🐶🔥. **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We didn’t actually fix the bugs, we just added a glowing Apple logo to distract you all." 🤖👀 Classic Apple, always making us pay for the privilege of debugging their products! 🙃 So here’s the hot take: in 2027, people will be wearing these sci-fi goggles while still using New York subway Wi-Fi to stream cat memes, and the battery will die faster than your will to live during a Monday morning meeting. 🚀💯🔥 Share this chaos or be forever branded as a basic tech user! There's no escape! 🔥👀✨