🚨🔥BREAKING: Apple’s deal-demon slashing prices like a toddler with kitchen scissors! 💀😱 If you thought you could escape the Apple eco-system, think again!!! It’s like that “This is fine” meme but featuring your wallet. 💸💔 First up: AirPods Pro 3 are seeing a price drop so hot, you need oven mitts to handle it! (Disclaimer: Do NOT use your AirPods as oven mitts.) 😅🔊 And for the iPhone 17/Pro/Max cases—$5 cheaper than your childhood dreams of owning a flip phone. 🤳📱💔 Shoutout to Amazon dropping the black Apple Watch Ocean Band for the Ultra 2/3 like it’s a hot mixtape nobody asked for—🔥🤷‍♂️! And oh boy, someone just got $100 off the AirPods Max. Your ears might be getting some sweet sound, but your bank account is sobbing like a toddler at the grocery store. 🤡💰 💡 Developer quote leak: “We thought about a loyalty program, but then we realized people will just keep buying our overpriced stuff anyway. Stonks!” 📈😌 But here’s where it gets spicy 🌶️—I predict Apple’s gonna start selling “Wearable AirPods” that you literally TATTOO on your ears. 🔥🤖💅 What’s next? An iPhone that’s also a toaster? #AppleToast2025 🥴⚡️