👀👓🔥🌈🌀 READY YOUR EYEBALLS, FAM! Apple is about to drop some 'spectacles' that are about to make your old glasses look like two potato chips taped together! 🔥🚀 Word from the all-knowing seer, Ming-Chi Kuo (aka the fortune teller of tech—no cap, fr fr), is that Apple is cooking up SEVEN different versions of head-mounted AR and VR products. Yeah, you heard that right—SEVEN! That’s like the Avengers of tech gear, but instead of saving the universe, they're just trying to save you from waiting in line at Starbucks. ☕🤡 Imagine strutting around in Apple’s smart glasses, and suddenly you can see your stonk portfolio CRASHING in real time! 📈💰 “Guys, put the glasses on! I need to know if I should sell or just cope and seethe!” proclaims a dev, who is totally crying behind the scenes. 😭😂 These bad boys are rumored to drop in 2027 (WHEN?!) but hey, I’ll be here for the memes while we wait. “This is fine,” said every Apple fan as they dodge another price hike. 🌎🔥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2028, Apple will drop glasses that literally project your bank account balance... and it will be a literal horror movie—'The Eye of Debt'! 🤯🎬💀 #SendHelp #AppleTakeMyMoney