🍏🔮 GET READY, APPLE FAM! 📱🚀 Ladies and gents, the annual “Oops, We Dropped New Tech” event is upon us, and Big Apple is handing out deals like they’re candy on Halloween 🤑🍭! You thought the M4 MacBook Air was for the elite? Nah fam, it’s practically a clearance item now! 🔥💀 *LMAO at how Apple thinks it can take a “vacation” before releasing the iPhone 16, all while slashing prices on the M4 iPad Pro! 📉💰* Just imagine Tim Cook in a Hawaiian shirt, sipping a piña colada while you frantically refresh the Apple website like it’s an ex’s Instagram story. *Drake pointing, I’m coming for those AirPods Pro deals like I’m summoning a demon! 👻* And you know Apple’s the king of making you feel “fine” about spending all your money while you stare at your empty wallet 🥲💸. I mean, this is fine, right? 🤡 *Pro-Testimony from a “leaked developer”:* “We're just giving away deals so you can buy the newest Apple Watch that monitors your crippling debt!” 😂 🚨 Hot Take Alert: Soon, Apple's next event will feature a “YouCanHaveItAll-ButMaybeNotSale” where they’ll convince you to buy the same product THREE TIMES due to FOMO! 💥🌌 Share with your squad if you’re ready to embrace the chaos of overpriced gadgets! 👀✨ #Stonks #AppleLife