🔥🚀 Hold onto your overpriced, fruit-shaped devices, fam, because APPLE’S DEAL WEEK IS HERE! 💸🍏 And boy, they’re throwing discounts like free samples at Costco—except these goodies are way more sus! 🤡💀 We got the M3 iPad Air hitting ALL-TIME LOW prices cause, apparently, Apple is like “F*ck it, we’re not making enough money off your soul yet!” 🙃✨ This thing is so cheap, it’s like finding a unicorn in the Mac world. 🦄💻 But wait, it gets juicier! The AirPods are also on sale—yes, *those* “Oh hey, can you hear me?” buds that make you look like a wannabe AirPod Pro in a 2018 meme. 🥴 And don’t sleep on the M4 MacBook Air being $300 off, bringing us one step closer to a stonks-worthy purchase! 📈💰 *Leaked Developer Quote* for the week: “We just slap a discount on anything and people will buy it. Our customers are like Drake pointing at the 'Buy Now' button. They *can't resist!*” 🤣💔 So here’s your totally unhinged hot take: Within the next month, Apple will release a literal fruit-flavored iPhone that doubles as a snack! You heard it here first! 🍏📱💥 #CapOrNoCap? Tell me in the comments! 👇🔥