🎉🚨 BREAKING: APPLE IS ABOUT TO REVEAL SOMETHING WILD!!! 🚨🎉 So, apparently, our pals at Apple (aka the "We Release the Same Thing Every Year" fam) are *finally* considering a touchscreen MacBook Pro. 🥴💻 Like, hello? Did you just drop a big ol' "WTF" bomb on us? This is the tech equivalent of your dad trying to rap at a BBQ. 🌭🔥 Legendary supply chain whisperer Ming Chi-Kuo (yes, this guy is basically a tech Nostradamus, no cap) spilled the tea that Apple is inching closer to delivering this OLED touchscreen dream. Why? Because they’ve been roasting the idea for years 😂👀. They’re basically the Drake meme pointing at their past self like, “That was us hating on touchscreens.” But here’s the kicker: Apple has always said touchscreens are for *silly* companies, like “LOL, this is fine” 🔥. I can already hear the engineers in Cupertino making excuses like, “B-b-but we were *testing* it for years, just ya know, *not* releasing it... yet.” 🤡 So, what's the hot take? In 2024, we’ll see Apple not just drop the touchscreen, but also a $3,000 “Touch Pro Max Ultra Giga” edition with a holographic interface that totally *doesn't* work. Get ready to cope and seethe, friends! 🤖✨💰 #Stonks #AppleFOMO