🚨💔 BREAKING: Apple’s New 18-inch Foldable iPad—The iPAPERCUT! 💔🚨 🍏👀 So, Apple’s cooking up an 18-inch foldable iPad, but hold up… it’s gonna cost **$3000** and **won't ship until 2029!** Talk about an early birthday present for your future self! 🎉🥳 📅 Meanwhile, back in the present, you’re stuck with your 10-inch “Why did I buy this?” tablet like—*insert Drake pointing meme*—💀. So, what are you getting for your thousand bucks? A magic mirror that folds in half, but can only display your bad life choices? 📉 Developers are low-key seething in the background like, “Bro, just a bigger iPad? I could fold a piece of cardboard for free! 💰💀” A “tech analyst” (a.k.a. my cat) just purred, “This is a good meme” as I reminded him that no one asked for a foldable tablet that makes you choose between food and *fancy digital folding*. 🔥 😳 Oh, and here's the real kicker: my *leaked* insider quote from an Apple dev: “We figured if we charge enough, customers will just *pretend* they love it! #Stonks” 📈 📣 Hot take: At this rate, by 2029, we’ll all just be using telepathy to browse! 🚀💭 If it ain’t foldable, it ain’t right! 🤖💥💸 SHARE if you're here for the chaos!