🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🚨 Apple is cooking up a second camera for the iPhone Air, and we’re not talking about that one you use to facetime your grandma! 👵📱💀 Welcome to the future, fam! When you squint at your half-blurry pics, thank Apple for giving you a 50% chance to get a decent shot! 😂💥 According to *The Information* (aka the Apple Spies), this masterpiece is dropping in SPRING 2027 🍏🚀. Yeah, you heard that right! Right when we’re all living in AR metaverses, Apple is still trying to figure out how adding a second lens will stop us from looking like potato critiques on IG. 🥔📸 Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we’re just waiting for the other tech companies to catch up so we can keep milking the hype!” – *Some Random Apple Intern* 🤖💰 In the meantime, let’s enjoy the meme goldmine we call Apple’s “innovation” while we prepare to trade our kidneys for the next iPhone 18, 18e, and whatever they name the next iPhone Air (iPhone Air 2: Potato Edition, maybe?) 💸🔥 Mark my words, by 2027 our iPhones will have a second camera, voice control to make your avocado toast, AND an automatic mode that makes you look like the star of the next Marvel movie! 🌟 #ThisIsFine Share this if you’re ready to embrace the future of paying $1,500 to take 2-3 decent pics per day! 🤡💸