🍏🎉🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! Apple’s opening a Manufacturing Academy in Detroit, but don’t go flexing your iPhone U.S.A. pride just yet! 💀🙄 Get ready for a wild ride with AI and manufacturing training nobody asked for but we’re getting anyway, combo-deal style with Michigan State University! 🍕🤖 Look, Apple claims they want to boost American innovation, but we all know this is just their way of saying, “Sorry fam, those U.S. made iPhones are still stuck in the oven!” 🥴💔 They’re out here like "We know advanced manufacturing is vital to American innovation!" YEAH RIGHT, Tim Cook! 😂🤡 And what does that even mean? Advanced manufacturing—does that come with a complimentary pair of AirPods? 🎧📱 #Stonks #AppleAcademy Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we’re just trying to avoid the liability of shipping iPhones from China! Cope and seethe at the thought of Detroit manufacturing, bro!” 🤣💸 So here’s the unhinged prediction: In 2025, Apple will announce a “Detroit iPhone,” and it’ll literally just be a shiny brick with an Apple logo. #Innovation! 🚀🔥 Better start saving those pennies or you might need a second mortgage to afford it! 💰💀 Share this madness like your life depends on it! 🤯💥