🚨📸 **BREAKING: Is Apple Suffering from Selective Memory Loss?** 🤡💀 So, *allegedly* (cue dramatic music 🎶), Apple is about to drop the iPhone 18, and they’re like: “We’re simplifying life?!” But wait—hold the phone! They’re not removing the Camera Control altogether; they’re just turning it into an oversized toddler button! 👶📱 In a leaked convo overheard at the Apple campus (totally legit, believe me): **Tim**: “How do we make this complex tech simple for dummies?” **Craig**: “Make the button HUGE! Like, borderline toddler-proof!” 🤯✋ **Tim**: “Brilliant! The masses will eat it up. Stonks! 📈” Meanwhile, you can already hear selfies going *oops* instead of *oops, I did it again!* 🎤💥 This whole idea is giving major *This is fine* vibes 🐶🔥—except it’s not fine; it’s cringe, fam! 😩 So, get your popcorn 🍿 ready because my hot take is this: the iPhone 18 will come with a **vocal recognition** feature allowing users to scream “CHEESE!” in 150 different ways while they take their next selfie! 📸👾 I can hear the *seethe* from here! 😂💰 #TechDrama #MemeLife