🚨🍏 Apple just threw down $600B on the "Build America" budget and nobody knows where it's actually going! 💰🤔 You ever see a kid get a birthday present and just stare at it like, “What in the world is this?!” 😳 Yeah, that’s us trying to figure out how Tim Cook plans to sprinkle that cash around. "Apple's investment is so vague, it’s like trying to find a unicorn in a field of garden gnomes," said my pal Barry from HR, who only cares about his coffee breaks ☕️. For real, where’s the breakdown, Tim? Are we getting more Apple Stores, or are we just buying a whole *other* state? 🤷‍♂️ The Financial Times is like “Hmm, how do we measure the invisible money?” This is fine! 🔥💩 No cap, Apple could be building a secret base on the Moon!!! (which, let’s be honest, fr fr, would be lit) 🚀 Stonks or not, we just wanna know if you're making new iMacs or just throwing cash at a wall and seeing what sticks. 🤖 And hot take: in 2027, Apple will release the iCar 🏎️🚗, powered purely by the tears of Android users😢 and nostalgia for rotary phones! What a time to be alive folks! 👑💥 #MemeTheFuture