🎉🚀 **BREAKING: Apple Goes Full Bollywood with iPhone Production in India!** 🇮🇳🍏 Yo, Apple's done with China! 😱 No cap, they're moving their iPhone 17 production to India faster than you can say "Chai, chai, chai!" ☕💸 Bloomberg spills the tea that the entire line-up will launch straight outta India! 💥 What’s next? iPhones made by Bollywood actors?! 🎬 📦💰 But here’s the kicker: Apple’s dodging a juicy $1.1 billion tariff bullet 🏹 for shipping iPhones from India to the U.S. like it's a game of dodgeball! “Yeah, we still make them in China, but doing the last assembly in India makes us look less cringe, fam.” - *leaked Apple dev quote* 😂 This is like the ultimate “Drake Pointing” meme, where Drake loves India and hates tariff fees! 📉💀 While Apple is flexing its $100 billion US investment, I’m just over here like: “Bro, when can I buy an Apple Mango iPhone?!” 🍏🥭 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In 2030, every iPhone will come with a side of curry and a Bollywood playlist, and you’ll just have to embrace it! 🤯🌌 Who’s ready to rock the *Desi iPhone*? Share this chaos, fam! 💥👇 #Stonks #Based #MemeTheTech