🚨💀BREAKING NEWS: APPLE DOES THE UNTHINKABLE: iPHONE 17 MADE IN INDIA! 🇮🇳🍏🔥 Y’all, grab your chai and buckle up because this is pure meme magic! 🥵✨ Apple’s dropping the mic 🎤 and saying “peace out, China” as they go full patriot mode with the iPhone 17 lineup! 😱🍎💩 According to Bloomberg (and some guy on Reddit), ALL FOUR MODELS are rolling out of India like it's the next big Bollywood blockbuster. 💃 Tata Group is spitting bars managing half of this factory madness while Foxconn is low-key sweating it out near Bangalore like: “We’re not in China anymore, Toto!” 🤖✈️. Meanwhile, Apple’s just flexing harder than Drake at the gym 🚀💪. I mean, “This is fine” if you enjoy your overpriced rage taps being made next to curry-infused samosas! 🍛💣 Developer Quote Leak Alert! 🔥: “We went from ‘What’s that tariff?’ to ‘Hello, Indian production!’ like, fr fr, we’re not ready for this chaos.” 🤡 So let’s get ready for iPhone 17 launching like it’s the Super Bowl and your bank account suddenly vanishes! 💰💰💰 My hot take? Next year, Siri will start communicating with you in Hindi! Get ready for the cultural invasion, fam! #iPhone17 #StonksUp 📈🙌