💥🍏 BREAKING: Apple Just Dropped a Digital ID in Your Wallet, BUT... 🚨🤑 So, Apple decided to take our boring wallets 📦 and sprinkle a little magic pixie dust 🧚‍♂️ on them, turning them into a *Digital ID* system 😱. Yes, folks, soon you’ll be strutting through TSA like, “What’s up, fam? I’m a digital abstract!” ✈️✨ But hold up! You can’t use this for international travel yet. So like, what’s the point? 🤔 🤖 *Leaked Quote from an Apple Developer*: “We wanted to revolutionize the ID experience, but then we realized we can’t let people fly to different countries just yet…because, you know, security and stuff.” 👀💀 This thing is launching as a limited beta, which means it’s basically the tech equivalent of “MySpace is back!” 💩🔥 Available ONLY in the U.S. for now, because let’s be real, every other country just can’t handle American chaos. 😂🇺🇸 And let’s talk about the irony of needing a *physical passport* to use your shiny digital one... What’s next? A digital toaster that only works with physical bread? 🤡🍞 🌌🔥 Hot Take: By 2025, Apple will have every ID replaced with an NFT, and it’ll cost $1,000 in crypto. *Stonks?* More like *stunk* 🤷‍♂️💩! Get ready to swipe your way to the DMV, friends!