🍏💥 BIG APPLE TURNS COOKING! 🚀🔥 Stop everything! In the grand saga of *Who’s-the-boss-at-Apple*, our boy Jeff "the Design Overlord" Williams is bowing out 💔— and WHO is set to hold the design keys? None other than the almighty Tim "I-have-a-plant-in-my-office" Cook. Yep, Apple’s new power structure is looking like a TikTok remix of **Drake pointing** at “Tim” while also giving a shrug at “Design Chaos” 😂. Let’s be real, though: with Evans Hankey 🚪🌪️ gone like last year’s iPhone color palette, the design team must feel like they’ve been thrown into the multiverse. “Are we going minimalist or maximalist?” one designer was heard crying in the corner of a Zoom call, according to a *totally believable* insider source. 😱💀 But what does this mean? Are we going to see worse iPhones? More colors? Is Tim going to make Apple design *the next iPad with an air fryer attachment*? 🤔💰 No cap, the imagination may run wild! **🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT: In a bold move, Tim will unveil Apple’s very own NFT stock market by 2024 and EVERY iPhone will become a digital art gallery. Call it the iNFT!** 🚀💸 This is fine, right? 😆🔥 Share it if you live for the chaos! ✨