🚨🍏👑 *BREAKING NEWS* 🍏👑🚨: Tim Cook is pulling a power move and snatching the design team from Jeff Williams like they’re the last slices of pizza at a coding bootcamp! 🍕💼 No cap, this is basically Apple’s version of Game of Thrones—with less dragons and more overpriced products! 😬💀 In a mind-boggling twist, Apple’s intro-ing a new design language called "Liquid Glass" 🤯🪞 which sounds like they’re trying to sell us actual magic water (where do I sign up? ⚗️). Apparently, it will make your iPhone feel like it's flowing on a mystical river of tech dreams or something. Welcome to the future, where scrolling is now an "experience" (they really went full galaxy brain here). 💫💧 Imagine the design team frantically whispering, "Tim! Please don’t touch the Photoshop, you’ll make it crusty!" Only for Tim to respond, “This is fine” while sipping on a kombucha with a side of “I’m still rich.” 🤑🙄 Fake leaked convo alert: **Developer **: “Should we go for more buttons or less?” **Tim Cook**: “Just turn it into liquid—people love soggy tech!” 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take: in 2024, all Apple devices will be replaced by amorphous blobs that are “magically functional.” Your wallet will cry, but hey... it’ll be pretty! 🤣💸 #AppleLiquidGoblet